run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for 

(Source: vvumblr, via lucleon)

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

(via fartgallery)

rhymeslikerain:

yoko ono u didn’t

remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

(Source: devotionii, via camelbearduck)

one time I was talking to a japanese teacher and I asked if any of ‘those’ anime kids ever took japanese for realsies, and she was like “oh god yes” and then proceeded to tell me about this one girl who brought in this creepy doll to every lesson and made the doll and made its hair and painted it and made its clothes and she had backstory for the doll and one time she brought in the doll’s gay lover who wasn’t quite as painted and his hair was a wig and then told her about the gay fanfiction she wrote about the doll and the lover and proceeded to start crying in the middle of the lesson and I’m just really glad I don’t take japanese 

Feeling unwanted is the worst thing in the world.
And with that have a fucking awesome summer.
Goodnight and bite me.